Aiming to be the most complete source of Twas the Night Before ... humor.

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Here's the complete list. Warning: some of these may be offensive.

Twas the Night Before Christmas ...

• Aliens - Even the title is funny
• Attorneys
• Boxer - The dogs, not the fighters
• Chickens
• Computer
• Drunk - See description of "love" below
• Ebonics
• Florida - Includes commentary
• Hawaiian
• Indian Translation
• Land-Rovers - A land-rover is a sport utility vehicle from Toyota like a Ford Explorer. Thanks to Paul Touchstone for this.
• Love - The title is much cleaner than the poem. A filthy and funny Internet classic
• Programmers
• Quilters
• Rednecks
• Star Trek
• Tampa Bay
• Technical Writing
• XXX - And you thought some of the others were bad

Twas ...

• A New Home Brew Season
• The Night After Christmas
• The Night of Tax Day
• The Night Before Finals
• The Night Before Jesus Came (this one's serious)
• The Surf Before Christmas
• A While Before Christmas (beer theme)

Others

• Politically Correct Santa

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