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   There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"

       The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

     When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
    arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between
      his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"

The bartender
                   replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

    After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the
      right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
     tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the
   third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

    Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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